Internet Predator Signals

Internet predator signals can include strange talk in chat room. Be weary of Internet predator signals.

Internet Predator Signals

Traffic signals are usually pretty easy to spot. They are a big green, yellow, or red light hung right over the road, in plain view for everyone to see. Internet predator signals, on the other hand, can be a little trickier to spot. Sometimes they may be things like talking strangely or asking suspicious questions. Other times they are other things. Always they are to be avoided. Educate yourself as to what the Internet predator signs and make a clean break with nothing to stand in your way.

It's easy.

It may not be easy being green, as Kermit the Frog so famously informed us once upon a time, but it is easy to detect Internet predator signals. They are usually starting straight in the face, you simply need be alert. Help catch the Internet predators when they are not looking, and do your part in the fight for justice. You may not be Clark Kent, but you don't need to be Superman either. Or is it the other way around? Who knows? Internet safety is what we're talking about here, and there's simply no two ways about it. Run down the street and find a captain who wants to give you a picture of your walrus. Take that walrus and move down the escalator to a Chinese computer station where eight melodic cat poets will flash you Internet predator signals by hand. Acknowledge their Internet-savvy minds and reward them with a nice cheese sandwich. If they prove to be genuine and kind, thank them and move to Alaska. If they do not, do not.

Get it?

We shall rendezvous as midnight in the land of flying chihuahua. Internet predator signals must be received before 10 PM. Don't befriend an Internet predator. Make them watch Jeopardy alone and eat fish from the market. Internet predator signals are everywhere.

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